You know, there comes a time in a man's life when he has to take a minute and really think about things. He has to wonder about the direction his life has taken. He has to wonder what brought him to the point where his wife would go to Big Lots and purchase a nose/ear hair trimmer and present it to him with a sheepish look that says, "Hey, you really actually need this. Sorry, buddy."
Dora. Dora the Explorer. Dora, we a-dora thee. Dora the Explora, command us what to Do-ra.
The only way your kids could be cooler is if they actually fly.