Oh, Regis

Good day or night to you. Five items are worth mentioning:

1. Becky is now feeling movements from within her body. These movements are likely caused by a little tiny person or by an iguana.

2. Jon managed to alarm his wife with a well-placed puff of bubbles.

3. Samantha finally got going on her dissertation, "Focal transformation and the Gouy phase shift of converging one-cycle surface acoustic waves excited by femtosecond laser pulses." We're excited that she's chosen a focus, but we wish she could concentrate for more than a few minutes at a time. She keeps taking breaks to watch Oswald the Octopus, climb up the shelves, or work on laser-cooled Mg+ ions.

4. Becky has entered Sam in the Regis & Kelly Cutest Baby in America Contest. We figure we're a shoe-in as long as Rusty and Brittany don't get their kid involved.

5. Becky is gorgeous.

I think this is the picture we sent to Regis. Should work, right?

This is Rusty and Brittany's kid. I think she's Sam's only competition. It's that cursed hair. Of course, they couldn't use this picture since it looks like she's got something hanging out of her nose.

Here's a sample of Sam's research. I don't really get it.

Oswald the Octopus