I love my wife. I love how she's always curious and excited and willing to try the same things over and over again. Like beef stroganoff.
But Samantha and I had ourselves a little discussion the other night after the Mrs. went to bed and we decided that enough is enough. We needed to restrict the lady's access to that which tempts her to excess.
We started out by putting locks on the cabinets. Sam was a great help with the drilling while I catalogued the kitchen inventory to make sure the girls would still be able to sustain themselves.
This is a doorknob in our house.
And this was what happened.