Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Calm down

Ok, you bunch of up-tight ninnies. Of course it was fake.
The recipe was something like this:
1 cup of peanut butter
2 Tbs cocoa
1 cup powdered milk
1/2 cup powdered sugar
Some honey

Becky made this "edible play-dough" for the kids and Sam pointed out that it looked like poop. That gave Mom the inspiration to form a nice juicy turd and eat it out of a diaper in front of Dad when he got home from work. The pictures were taken afterward.
It really is surprising to me how offended some people can get when they're shown a picture of someone else ingesting feces.
Here's some pictures that have less excrement.

This is Samantha, who was awarded with some make-up for doing her chores. Now she's a common tramp/geisha who does her chores.
Here are the older girls caressing a deer.
Here is a guy who is enthusiastic about the restaurant inside the Bass Pro Shop.
Here is a baby that is cuter than your baby.
Here is a gorilla sleeping under a blanket because it's really cold outside at the zoo. Or your mom.

It'd be nice if she would do this AT BEDTIME.


ecuakim said...

Sure Jon. Sure. Blame it on Becky. At least your mom still loves you! :)

GordonandChrissy said...

That is adorable! Her cute little head flopping down because she's so exhausted. I love it. :)

And, that smile on Nora ... wow, so cute.

Brits said...

That was Pam trying to convince Ryan to take a paper towel and clean the microwave.

Boo-Yeah! Give me another one!