Ok. A few things.
We have three very cute girls.
One of them doesn't mind having her hands and feet superglued to the walls.
Lucy assumed Dad was looking and launched herself off the top bunk toward him. Luckily, she didn't sustain a head injury because the impact was absorbed by her front teeth. One of her incisors did bleed and move back a smidge. The dentist said over the phone that it might heal on its own if we leave it alone. We're hoping so, because we hadn't bothered to put Lucy on our dental plan.
Speaking of dental plans, we've been married 5 years as of yesterday. I really really like that Becky. She's very nice and pretty.